Evenin'!
This day has been a delight. A slow one, but nevertheless a delight indeed. This very morning I wiped off the dust from my summer hat and pondered upon the importance of fisticuffs and chess with The Big Bad Wolf- a tutor no one seems to be taking a liking to (this includes me as well).
After sketching myself with my pet bear Churchill I got talking to lady Red.
The discussion took a turn to ice cream. We both seem to like coffee flavoured treats the most, so we've made plans to plan a picnic with only one other guest, the ice cream.
I made the note that I've taken a liking to those long-necked spoons that remind me of swans rather than giraffes and also confided that I have in my possession not even one of these wonderful items.
Lady Red promptly replied: "I have two long spoons... They are for latte mugs."
Next I went on a bit of a ramble, as I do ever so often: "Damn it! I wish your long spoons would change their culinary orientation." I said with pretend concern.
"Yes, it is now a term describing this trait of kitchen utensils." I added as I felt particularly amused.
I imagined a scene and presented the idea: "Only to be used in very very posh restaurants.
"I do believe this spoon is slightly curved at the end."
"I beg your pardon, sir. It is a true travesty that such a fine shroom spoon has decided to change it's culinary orientation to a mere minuscule gravy ladle..." "
I should write children's books for rich kids.
Yours truly,
Andrew
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