A herd of sheep and HotD

     I see clones... all over the city, they just roam around. They all wear the same face and the same mind. Each one is a part of the herd of sheep, that offers them confidence and safety... or so they think. Let me paint a picture:

"It's gonna be wild!" shouts a douchebag-looking guy from the top of his lungs and drinks a can of beer in one breath. The party is at it's peak: girls are dancing to loud club music, rastafarian looking dudes are laying on the couch and sharing a joint, the jocks are swallowing gallons of alcoholic beverages through a funnel attached to a garden hose and the bathrooms are filled with people throwing up. In the second-floor toilet (or the first floor if you're british) a hipster is kneeling in front of the bowl and spilling out the contents of his stomach. Just a day before he had been to a concert (you probably don't know the band, but he was listening their music even before the other hipsters found out about it). And in the sea of people he got bitten, crazy right? So now he is throwing up after trying to solve a hangover with more booze. After 3 minutes in the stall he started coughing up blood, his eyes turned hazy and eventually his heart stopped. Soon he was found lying next to his shattered ray bans in a pool of blood. In just a split-second this nightmare turned into a total shitstorm, when the corpse ripped a chunk of flesh out of a cheerleader's neck and proceeded to feast on the victims guts. A few minutes later everyone in the herd was turned... only one girl managed to lock herself in the basement thanks to her boyfriend, who she had shoved into the hands of the undead to get a bit more time. 

       But can a wooden door keep you safe from fifty hungry college-zombies, who can hear your heavy breathing? Hell no! All she won was 4 more minutes of humanity... if you would call that kind of actions humane. Where would most likely be when the zombie apocalypse happens? In my house playing Dead Island and watching Zombieland. And when they reach me I'll be there, waiting with a shield and a sword- ready to slice some rotten flesh. If you want to be ready.. or just amused for some time, watch Highschool of the Dead. It's an anime about a bunch of highschoolers surviving in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Warning: It might be a bit too ecchi for people, who are not used to it, but I loved it.

The nurse's breasts are ridiculous, I know.

My favourite character - Kohta Hirano (a gun-nerd, awesome lvl: over 9000!)

- Hawthorne