Showing posts with label Nerd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nerd. Show all posts

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Purification Ritual

The cold winter-wind was dragging loose snow all over the gravel-road leading to a tall old building
in the edge of the village. Several horsemen had already arrived at the church and most were still on the road.
Every family within the seven villages around the church had received one of many obligatory invitations to another "Purification ritual". The people sent only the men although the note had mentioned that children are highly desirable.



Half of the ritual hall was already filled with whispering peasants staring down at the hole that descended
at least 5 feet into the floor and seemed like a weird gladiator pit. In the middle of the sand-covered lower-floor, in a circle of large rocks, there was a pillory standing on a pile of hay and logs. The farmers were nervous as they knew what the ritual was all about. One of them whispered to another in a deep scottish accent: "Last time they had less people watching... they stoned her to death after pouring hot silver down her throat..." The other man was short and was twisting his already torn up hat: "They're gonna purify Katherine tonight. I thought she was a healer, I even got help from her now and then. Who knew she was a bloody witch? They say she dressed in the skins of wolves at night and killed all old Rothner's sheep ... monstrous." The other man, knew that the woman had been taken by the church inquisition for questioning, but he looked baffled: "The whole herd? Well I guess she's getting what she deserves... Hold on, didn't she have a daughter? Yes, little Madeline... what's gonna happen to the poor girl?" The man put his hat in his pocket, while sighing and stared at his feet: "They'll kill her... and I guess it's for the best... spawn of the devil... to hell with them all."


The hall was almost completely filled with people and the ritual began. The monks on the other side of the inquisition-pit started chanting silently in latin as the high-priest walked to the altar covered in candles and lit three of them.
"Dear peasants..." He said with a dark grin. "...once again you have encountered a problem of the darkest kind and once again the church is happy to help you." The priest waved at a man with a black mask standing in a small iron doorway in the brightly lit executioner's pit in the middle of the church. The executioner entered the room under the floor as the air was deathly still and the only thing that cut the low mumbling of the monks was the sound of shackles creeping out from the metal doorway. Soon the fat man with a black mask returned while dragging a young woman behind him. He attached Katherine's swollen wrists into the pillory and locked the contraption tightly. 


The clergyman looked down at the woman and smiled: "It is rather unsettling to think that this woman, Katherine Barnes, has been a part of our community for years and all this time... a servant of the devil. Today we can all rejoice, for this woman's soul shall be cleansed. As some of you might know she used witchcraft to turn herself into a wolf so she could feast on your cattle. For the sake of the villagers the witch must be burned!"


Long disheveled hair covered the young woman's face, wet from tears, as she was silently weeping. Her clothes were ripped and covered in dirt. Katherine raised her head and looked at the farmers, who had gathered in the church. "Please... I am not a witch...I.." She tried to talk, but her mouth was too dry. She teared up again as she saw that on the edge of the pit stood Madeline, looking down at her mother with tears rolling down her cheeks. Katherine wanted to shout, but she was tired and powerless. The executioner set fire to the hay in the edges of the stack of logs in the middle of which stood the scared woman. The fire got closer and Katherine felt the hot flames dancing around her.


The heavy doors of the church flew open and from it entered a strong mistral that roughed up the villagers as it passed and ascended onto the flames. The candles on the altar and in the chandelier under the ceiling went out. Katherine stared at the frozen hay and logs around her and the thin layer of snow that covered the floor. The fat executioner quickly grabbed his axe and took a swing at the woman in the pillory. The axe fell on the ground- Between Katherine and the fat man in a black mask had appeared a figure in a hooded cloak, with eyes that burned bright and blue. The executioner fell on his knees, and stared into the hooded woman's eyes. His chest started emitting faint tendrils of light and the woman caught them in a small crystal vial.
"This woman has done nothing wrong, the ones eating your sheep and cows are right under your noses..."
Every candle in the large hall burst in blue flames and the high-priest shouted out in anger: "Prohibere eius!"
The demons in red cloaks leapt through the air and landed around the blue-eyed woman in a perfect circle. She looked around and clenched her hands into fists from which grew out two short glowing daggers.


The monks hissed at the mage and ran at her, but she was too fast. The daggers sliced swiftly through the throats of four monks, who spewed black blood that smelled like sulfur. In a blink the woman had burnt two others, but she seemed to have missed one, who stood his ground behind her. Through the ceiling fell a large sledgehammer that  crushed the demon, who had stayed unnoticed. The hammer was followed by a muscular man dressed in black leather and wearing a mask sewn together from pieces of burlap sacks, bearing an ominous smile embroidered into the material. He picked up his weapon from the demon's chest cavity and looked around.


"Heed our warning, villagers! The church is not what it seems... and the Guild of Assiah will not tolerate killing innocent people!"



Saturday, March 10, 2012

A herd of sheep and HotD

     I see clones... all over the city, they just roam around. They all wear the same face and the same mind. Each one is a part of the herd of sheep, that offers them confidence and safety... or so they think. Let me paint a picture:

"It's gonna be wild!" shouts a douchebag-looking guy from the top of his lungs and drinks a can of beer in one breath. The party is at it's peak: girls are dancing to loud club music, rastafarian looking dudes are laying on the couch and sharing a joint, the jocks are swallowing gallons of alcoholic beverages through a funnel attached to a garden hose and the bathrooms are filled with people throwing up. In the second-floor toilet (or the first floor if you're british) a hipster is kneeling in front of the bowl and spilling out the contents of his stomach. Just a day before he had been to a concert (you probably don't know the band, but he was listening their music even before the other hipsters found out about it). And in the sea of people he got bitten, crazy right? So now he is throwing up after trying to solve a hangover with more booze. After 3 minutes in the stall he started coughing up blood, his eyes turned hazy and eventually his heart stopped. Soon he was found lying next to his shattered ray bans in a pool of blood. In just a split-second this nightmare turned into a total shitstorm, when the corpse ripped a chunk of flesh out of a cheerleader's neck and proceeded to feast on the victims guts. A few minutes later everyone in the herd was turned... only one girl managed to lock herself in the basement thanks to her boyfriend, who she had shoved into the hands of the undead to get a bit more time. 

       But can a wooden door keep you safe from fifty hungry college-zombies, who can hear your heavy breathing? Hell no! All she won was 4 more minutes of humanity... if you would call that kind of actions humane. Where would most likely be when the zombie apocalypse happens? In my house playing Dead Island and watching Zombieland. And when they reach me I'll be there, waiting with a shield and a sword- ready to slice some rotten flesh. If you want to be ready.. or just amused for some time, watch Highschool of the Dead. It's an anime about a bunch of highschoolers surviving in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Warning: It might be a bit too ecchi for people, who are not used to it, but I loved it.

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The nurse's breasts are ridiculous, I know.

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My favourite character - Kohta Hirano (a gun-nerd, awesome lvl: over 9000!)


- Hawthorne


Saturday, February 25, 2012

Lupercalia, The Masquerade, Bloodlines and Jeanette

Don't you just hate Valentine's Day? History lesson!!!: Valentine's Day (originally St. Valentine's Day) was created to praise St. Valentinus, who, according to the legend, secretly wed couples and finally died for what he believed. It started in eighteenth-century England 14th of February... Well ain't that a nice piece of bullshit.
Let's travel back in time now, to ancient Rome - A time when men fought with swords, shields, spears, clubs, rocks and their bare hands! 13th to 15th of February was the "Lupercalia" or "The Wolf Festival" - The celebration of the mother-wolf, who raised Romulus and Remus, the celebration of Spring. Lupercalia started with the sacrifice of two goats and a dog followed by a huge party with people in goatskins.

It is said that the Christians created Valentine's Day to make Lupercalia disappear and obviously they succeeded, but I think we all know which one was more awesome... despite the gory details.
I think Valentine's Day is a soggy and outdated holiday for dim-witted couples - It needs to change.
Now I know about the Forever Alone Day, but for people like me Forever Alone Day is every day.
I propose a new holiday celebrating an eternal part of rock history and future -
Bring forth The VanHalentine's Day! VanHalentine's Day celebrations might include listening to Van Halen, wearing wolf skins and doing whatever the fuck you want.

A few days ago I found a horror rpg, that makes most of the crap in the shops today look like...well...crap.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is a game, that gives you the chance to be a nocturnal creature craving for blood. The first awesome thing about this game is a questionnaire, that will determine your vampire-bloodline. Each bloodline is unique and bloodline has a clan:
  1. the Kingship Clan (Ventrue)
  2. the Clan of the Beast (Gangrel)
  3. the Moon Clan (Malkavian)
  4. the Clan of the Hidden (Nosferatu)
  5. the Wanderer Clan (Ravnos)
  6. the Clan of the Rose (Toreador)
  7. the Night Clan (Lasombra)
  8. the Clan of Shapers (Tzimisce)
  9. the Snake Clan (Followers of Set)
  10. the Clan of Death (Cappadocian)
  11. the Healer's Clan (Salubri)
  12. the Clan of the Hunt (Assamite
  13. the Learned Clan (Brujah)
  14. Clan of Usurpers (Tremere)
There also are assorted bloodlines as well as an extinct clan or two.
The rest of the awesomeness is a mix of memorable characters, references to movies and vampiric rave music. (Note that I usually hate that kind of music.)
Although there has been some really sickening alterations of occult, my faith in vampires, werewolves and ghosts has been restored with a simple glance at the past.




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Jeanette- My favourite character due to her... complicated personality and outstanding breasts.


-Jonathan Wulfric Thorne