Soviet waffles and Sparkle-Free Vampires

Firstly I want to say that waffles made with a soviet waffle iron taste like magic: I ate close to twelve waffles, but it seems that I like socialism even less now. CAPITALISM RULES!(Until I get poor and start wanting equality.)
Now onto the second topic: Sparkle-Free Vampires, no one seems to care about the classic, royal, nocturnal beasts, who made whole cities tremble with fear. Well I hope that there still are some people out there, who find the real vampires as fascinating as I do.
I give you The Blood list (all of them are equally better than Twilight) :

1. Van Helsing (2004) A brave adventurer, with his sidekick fighting against Dracula and meeting other fictional characters along the way. (Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Frankenstein's monster)

2. Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004) An anime prequel to the movie. It gives a closer look at Dr. Jekyll's ungodly attempts to create eternal youth.

2. Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (Nosferatu, a Symphony of Horror, 1922) This is a story based on Bram Stoker's "Dracula" with Max Schrek as Count Orlok. You might ask: "Where the hell did you get this ancient crappy looking movie?" to which I must simply reply with a "Fuck you, it's a classic! Count Orlok would fold your Edward in half and hang him up as a disco ball! Go watch your High school Musical, you fuckin' muggle!"

3. Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) A tale of a vampire's eternal life. I would call the vampires in this movie the most royal ones there are. (Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Antonio Banderas)

4. Underworld (2003) The story of a female vampire warrior fighting in the war against lycans. Kate Beckinsale (The lead actor) is a connection between Underworld and Van Helsing... I like her.

5. Fright Night (2011) Movie about a normal high school student whose neighbour turns out to be a vampire. I am well aware that this is a remake, but I think that the magician Peter Vincent (David Tennant) is a much awesomer vampire killer than the original retired TV-actor Peter Vincent.

6. Blade (1998) An awesome take at the vampire genre with a half-blood vampire, who kills evil vampires with a katana. I personally thought that the whole trilogy is quite entertaining.

These are some good vampire movies, but I bet there are more... Like the one with Eddie Murphy(Vampire in Brooklyn, 1995), I think it was funny and fucking creepy at the same time. I mean look at him:

"I'm the guy, who played Donkey and now I'm gonna eat the shit out of you!"

Now for some Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines.

-Jonathan Wulfric Thorne