I can make a difference!

Hellow, you! Yes, you!
I can change the world! But I do think that changing this blog takes less effort and feels more rewarding, so I decided to make this blog completely mine! *Insert evil laugh (Something in the lines of The Joker and a regular humanoid demon)* Solomon is gone... May his soul rest in peace. (He is not dead... yet, but I thought it would be more dramatic this way. Also I am not plotting to kill him... yet.) Oh yes, you might've noticed I changed my name... Well that is because Harker is an awesome name and it is connected to Jonathan. Jonathan Harker killed Dracula and Dracula, as we all know, was magnificent. And also if you Take the initials then it spells Hawthorne- Glorious! Soon I am going to post some pictures that I have drawn with my own hands... ON A PAPER!
I have obtained a new fandom- Supernatural. It's an ominous TV show, that actually makes sense, unlike the other shows handleing superstition. Watch it! I COMMAND YOU! This show has made even more fond of everything awesome... like zombies, werewolves, ghosts and vampires.

Good night for now, I'll be at the cemetery if you need me! *Evil laugh *cough* Evil laugh*

Soviet waffles and Sparkle-Free Vampires

Firstly I want to say that waffles made with a soviet waffle iron taste like magic: I ate close to twelve waffles, but it seems that I like socialism even less now. CAPITALISM RULES!(Until I get poor and start wanting equality.)
Now onto the second topic: Sparkle-Free Vampires, no one seems to care about the classic, royal, nocturnal beasts, who made whole cities tremble with fear. Well I hope that there still are some people out there, who find the real vampires as fascinating as I do.
I give you The Blood list (all of them are equally better than Twilight) :

1. Van Helsing (2004) A brave adventurer, with his sidekick fighting against Dracula and meeting other fictional characters along the way. (Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Frankenstein's monster)

2. Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004) An anime prequel to the movie. It gives a closer look at Dr. Jekyll's ungodly attempts to create eternal youth.

2. Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (Nosferatu, a Symphony of Horror, 1922) This is a story based on Bram Stoker's "Dracula" with Max Schrek as Count Orlok. You might ask: "Where the hell did you get this ancient crappy looking movie?" to which I must simply reply with a "Fuck you, it's a classic! Count Orlok would fold your Edward in half and hang him up as a disco ball! Go watch your High school Musical, you fuckin' muggle!"

3. Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) A tale of a vampire's eternal life. I would call the vampires in this movie the most royal ones there are. (Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Antonio Banderas)

4. Underworld (2003) The story of a female vampire warrior fighting in the war against lycans. Kate Beckinsale (The lead actor) is a connection between Underworld and Van Helsing... I like her.

5. Fright Night (2011) Movie about a normal high school student whose neighbour turns out to be a vampire. I am well aware that this is a remake, but I think that the magician Peter Vincent (David Tennant) is a much awesomer vampire killer than the original retired TV-actor Peter Vincent.

6. Blade (1998) An awesome take at the vampire genre with a half-blood vampire, who kills evil vampires with a katana. I personally thought that the whole trilogy is quite entertaining.

These are some good vampire movies, but I bet there are more... Like the one with Eddie Murphy(Vampire in Brooklyn, 1995), I think it was funny and fucking creepy at the same time. I mean look at him:

"I'm the guy, who played Donkey and now I'm gonna eat the shit out of you!"

Now for some Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines.

-Jonathan Wulfric Thorne